"That Rachel Riley, she's an attractive host," he says. "When I went on the programme I have to admit I got "aroused." Which I was quite pleased about as I'd not got a seven-letter word before."
This week Burnley's Clark Carlisle didn't manage to get aroused, but he did get smaller. And he got dossier and revels.
The smartest player in the Premiership even managed to beat the current Champion 89-55.
But it does beg the question.
If he is so smart, then why is he still with Burnley?
